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搞笑英語格言

1、The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, themoreyou forget. The more you forget, the leyou know. So why  botherto learn?
學的越多,知道的越多;知道的越多,忘記的越多;忘記的越多,知道的越少,為什麼學來著?

2、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃。

3、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
上帝決定了誰是你的親戚,幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給你留了餘地。

4、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水,儘量和女友一起洗澡。

5、If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
如果我可以重排字母表,我會把你和我放在一起。

7、Man: Have we met somewhere before?
我們之前在哪個地方見過吧?

8、Love is photogenic. It needs darkneto develop.
愛情就像照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養。

9、″Hard work never killed anybody."?But why take the risk?
“努力工作不會導致死亡!”不過我不會用自己去證明。

10、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behindeveryunsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後,都有一個女人;每個不成功男人的背後,都有兩個。

11、The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the leyou know. So why bother to learn?
學的越多,知道的越多;知道的越多,忘記的越多;忘記的越多,知道的越少,為什麼學來著?

12、Your future depends on your dreams.″ So go to sleep.
“現在的夢想決定著你的將來,”所以還是再睡一會吧。

13、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents inbackseatscause children.
後排座位上的小孩會發生意外,後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。″

14、Girl! You better have a license, Cos you are driving me crazy!
女孩,你最好有個駕照,因為我已被你駕馭得快瘋了。()

15、Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
是呀,所以我再也不去那裡了。

16、″Hard work never killed anybody.But why take the risk?
“努力工作不會導致死亡!”不過我不會用自己去證明。

17、Succeis a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚。

18、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後,都有一個女人;每個不成功男人的背後,都有兩個。

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