搞笑金句英文如下：
* 星星還是那顆星星，但套上圈後卻不見了。 Comic quote: The star is still the same star, but it's gone after being put in a circle.
* 如果你覺得我講得有道理，你就拍拍手。 If you think I'm making sense, clap your hands.
* 我的結論是：我太忙了，沒時間吃飯。 My conclusion is: I'm too busy to have time to eat.
* 如果你不想結婚的話，就不要給我任何機會。 If you don't want to get married, don't give me any opportunities.
* 你不想嫁人只是因為你不愛己沒人要你而已。 The reason why you don't want to get married is that no one wants you because you don't love yourself.
* 你說的每句話都讓我傷心，因為你讓我對你失去了信心。 Every word you say makes me sad because you have lost my trust in you.
請注意，這只是一些搞笑金句的例子，並且有些句子可能因文化差異而含義不同。在翻譯時，請務必考慮上下文和語氣。