以下是一些好笑的英文名言佳句：
1. "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." - Colonel Sanders
2. "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It's the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill
3. "Happiness is like a butterfly: the more you chase it, the more it flies away."
4. "It's not what you say, it's the way you say it." - English proverb
5. "The secret to success is not having a secret." - Unknown
6. "If at first you don't succeed, try, try and try again." - Old English saying
7. "Time flies like an arrow, and time loitering like a banana." - Unknown
8. "Money may not be able to buy happiness, but it sure does help pay for the lottery." - English proverb
9. "Be yourself. Others will fall in love with you." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
10. "Get off your high horse and we'll both ride in the same gravy train." - Unknown
希望這些名言佳句能給您帶來歡笑！