以下是一些幽默的英文短句：
1. Life's a party, and it's great to join the fun.
2. No news is not good news.
3. Don't judge a person by their looks, you could be wrong.
4. You're either born lucky or you learn to fake it.
5. It's better to have coffee with friends and listen to the world than to stay at home and listen to the world alone.
6. The secret of life is enjoying every minute of it.
7. The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
8. The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.
9. The secret of success is knowing how to deal with failure.
10. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
希望這些幽默的英文短句能給您帶來快樂！