以下是一些諷刺的英文語錄：
1. You're so ugly that if you were a bottle of wine, nobody would drink you, but instead, you'd end up feeling sorry for yourself thinking "Why did no one appreciate my beauty?"
2. You're so full of yourself that if you were a sandwich, you'd be the type of sandwich no one would pick.
3. You're so boring that if you were a book, it would be a library with no lights on.
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