搞笑短句英文如下：
1. Can't catch me I'm quick！ 捉迷藏，你來捉！
2. My mind is like a box of chocolates， you never know what you're gonna get. 我腦子像一盒朱古力，驚喜不斷。
3. My mind is like a computer always full of random thoughts. 我腦子裡總是充滿了各種雜七雜八的想法。
4. No news is good news in my world. 在我的世界裡，沉默是金。
5. Can you keep a secret？ Yes， I'm holding it.你能保守秘密嗎？當然，我在捂著嘴呢。
6. You are a piece of work！ 你真有趣！
7. My life is like a Disney movie， but without the happy ending.我的生活就像迪士尼電影一樣，但沒有幸福的結局。
8. You can't handle my reality， it's way too real for you！ 你不能理解我的現實，它對你來說太真實了！
9. Don't judge me， you know nothing about me！ 別對我指指點點，你並不了解我。
10. The hard part is knowing which question to answer first. 困難的是知道要回答哪個問題。
希望這些搞笑短句英文能幫到你！