以下是一個簡單的英文笑話故事：
一隻青蛙和一隻蜥蜴在爭論誰的身體溫度更高。
Lizard: "I'm hotter than you, Frog!"
Frog: "No, you're not. I'm the hottest!"
Lizard: "OK, let's see who can sit in the sun the longest without getting burned."
Frog: "Great idea! I'll win this one!"
So they both sit in the sun and after a while, the frog gets burned and comes back to the water.
Frog: "I'm sorry, I lost. You're right, you're body temperature is higher."
Lizard: "Yeah, but you were in the sun longer."
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