英文搞笑金句如下：
* I don't want to be the frog prince in the well, I want to jump out and find my river. (我不想做井裡的青蛙，我想跳出去尋找我的大海。)
* The reason why I'm still single is that I stay at home so much and don't go out enough places. (我至今仍然單身的原因是我待在家裡太多，沒有去足夠多的地方。)
* The easiest way to quit any habit is to require yourself to do it. (戒菸最好的辦法就是強迫自己去做。)
* When a woman is ten minutes late, it means she has been held up, but when a man is ten minutes late, it means he has no particular hurry. (女人遲到十分鐘意味著她發生了意外，而男人遲到十分鐘則意味著他並不著急。)
以上句子都帶有幽默和自嘲的意味，希望你會喜歡。