以下是一些諷刺的英文語錄：
1. When a dog bites, it is not considered personal.
2. If you have to tell people you are a photographer, you are not one.
3. One swallow does not make a summer.
4. Money is like snuff: one pinch is worth more than a whole bagful.
5. He that promises too much means nothing.
6. A man is known by the company he keeps.
7. The best-laid schemes of mice and men go oft astray.
8. The best-laid plans of mice and men go astray in the execution.
9. A stitch in time saves nine.
10. It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
希望這些語錄能對你有所幫助！